Katie Bottomley

A northern gobshite using Twitter like a diary 😇

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I love seeing you, even if you’re a little shit that doesn’t stay still 🤍

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@__mill Mil don’t because why?? Why are men, men? Can they not exist or summert?

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Men are proper unbelievable at the best of times, but the absolute audacity to send unsolicited dick pics is just something I’ll never get over. Sorry, was my silence mistaken for me fancying you? What in the delusional-you-belong-in-broadmoor is going on??? ITS 2024 stop it

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The bank always ping out triggering notifications don’t they. It’s never to say someone has deposited £200k into your bank is it… noooo…

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Mums night off was a success 💃🏼🥂 back to the leggings and mum bun for 4 months x

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Is it Saturday yet? 💭

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Didn’t think solo parenting would be so hard. But here I am, hanging by a thread but smashing it stilllllllll 💁🏼‍♀️

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Since finding out that protein powder is made from dried/ dehydrated MAGGOTS I will never ever ever drink a protein shake, protein yoghurt etc ever ever again 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Imagine having so much money that you need to hire someone to manage your money for you. As a mum on the breadline I think that is fucking wild 🤣

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Been looking at some job ads and it’s made me feel horrendously inadequate. Will I ever be able to work anywhere else ever again 🙄

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I’ve said ‘what the fuck’ approximately 134 times today 🤯

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You know I love complaining, but I can’t even exaggerate the level of fuckery I have had to withstand for the last 4-5 weeks. This is not what the tiktok tarot card readers said was in the stars for me, I’d like to file a complaint

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Feel like absolute shiiiite and I’m off to bongo bingo in Manny tomorrow. Hopefully girls weekend will bring me back to life 🤒🤧

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Girls in the family growing up is fucking traumatising. No one wants Easter eggs these days, they want £30 toner from Sephora 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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I love sales but Q1 is such a cunt

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Return to work agreed and looking round a nursery on Thursday. You literally blink and the time flies by 😢 mum guilt is real for putting my little baby in nursery for 4 full days but needs must. It’s for your future baby girl, I love you the most 🫶🏼

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I know I have to be successful because I just love spending money on my house and my child. This broke life isn’t for me, can’t wait to get back to work sooner than planned

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@luke_james13 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How is it I’m on deaths door with some virus and I’ve not had one ounce of sympathy today????? Not ONE SINGULAR OUNCE.

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Being a parent when you’re on deaths door is actually brutal. AND I’m working all day tomorrow. RIP to me x

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Knew I should’ve asked for a new back for Christmas 🤕 wake up every morning feeling like I’ve been run over 👵🏼