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just thinkin bout the number of people I've had relationships with whose involvement with me was an expression of their mental illness rather than having anything to do with caring about me as a human being lol neat
When I see people spending $3k+ on bottle service, I just imagine myself on an island drinking pineapple vodkas with my friends, not standing on a table in Scottsdale
As a bartender, I’ll never get tired of when a 22 year old blonde walks up and before she orders... I hit her with the “vodka soda with just a SPLASH of cran?” And she looks at me like I’m some sort of fuckin wizard