Ken Lind

Retired Army CWO. Retired BOR IT Systems Manager, dubbed TOWKA - TheOneWhoKnowsAll. Retired Caesars Entertainment Playing Card Distribution Engineer. Author.

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Never Happens in Star ⭐ Trek: The shields on the Enterprise stay up 👆 during a battle.

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Wisdom from Grandpa: Whether a man 👨 winds up with a nest egg 🥚, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick 🐣 he marries.

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Haiku #404: Polished ice 🧊 // in the stop sign lane: // long slide.

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Glasses require your ears 👂, and your nose to do your eyes 👀 a favor.

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A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course, and no-one can talk to a corpse, of course. That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead!

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Universe.SYS corrupted. Reboot? (Y/N).

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Overheard Police 🚓 Comment: If you take your hands 👐 off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.

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Does the name Pavlov ring 💍 a bell?

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Dogs 🐕 may shed, but cats shred.

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You're Financially Challenged When… If all your credit cards were laid end to end, you still couldn't use any of them.

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My book is free on Kindle. If you check it out, I’d be grateful for an honest review on Amazon: https://t.co/RYLIeQ5lXG.

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Haiku #2042: Railroad crossing bells 🔔 // stop a mid-summer's day // from rushing on by.

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These opinions are mine, not those of the University. It is the opinion of the University that I should be writing ✍ my dissertation.

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Tip for A Better Life: Don't ever do. Keep your limits.

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A sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to our steps as we walked the tightrope of life.

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Haiku #133: Edge of the blind // blue grey blue drifting // grey blue grey.

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Ponderisms: If corn 🌽 oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil 🛢 is made from vegetables, then what is baby 👶 oil made from?

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Ponderisms: Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no 🚫 one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

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If corn 🌽 bread is made of corn, and oat meal is made of oats, what are dog 🐕 biscuits made of?

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I thought I saw an eye 👁 doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .