Yooo all my first semester results are in, finished with a 4.33 while working a full time job and prepping for a professional certification. A star 🌟 🔥
SeamlessHR doesn’t even pay me for the PR I do for them cos I’ve been a super user for over 7 years, so whenever new cats are telling me what their apps can do I clap for them cos it’s not easy.
I tell seamless we want xyz and they assure me of next sprint, next time I see it there and I smile; they take feedback even though they’ve lost some good employees to competitors & other companies.
Seeing their billboards and banners in other African countries fills me with joy because I know their beginnings.
someone who works full time was telling me that she cannot afford a 5k deviation from her budget. this person earns 450k/m and most of it goes to food and transportation to work. i asked her what will happen if she has an unplanned expense of 5k, and she said she'll have to beg
Heated argument between a lady and an APC supporter:
Lady: “If that viral video of a woman carrying her de@d son on were your family member on the recent att@ck in Jos, would you not have a problem with this government?”
APC supporter: “If your Messiah Peter Obi is following the likes of Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Atiku, and Malami, and you’re still passionately cry!ng for a change in Nigeria...
Lady: “Nobody cares about Tinubu. We just want law and order in the country. We want a working country where people can be safe and not lose their lives daily. You can’t travel by road because it’s not safe, and you can’t travel by air because the common man cannot afford it. No light, no security, no amenities.”
The real HR heartbreak
Calling a candidate in to sign an offer letter, only for them to say, “Actually, there’s something I needed us to talk about…” and then you realize they no longer want the role. 😅
Then you call the second-best candidate, and they hit you with, “The moment I saw the regret email, I accepted another offer.” Gaaademit!
My guy you are starting the recruitment process from zero! @bsong_HR how far?
after years of unwavering allegiance to the clan, a fool has chosen the treacherous path of matrimony. history will record this act of emotional treason.
.
.
.
god bless your new union.
You work in vi, you were living in ikoyi but you have to move in a month
Options available -
2 bedroom in ikoyi - 20M
2 bedroom in lekki 1- 13M
2 bedroom at Orchid- 5M
2 bedroom at Ajah- 3.5M