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[Moïse Morancy @moisemorancy]

ME ON TWITTER LAST WEEK: “Black culture is randomly saying “God is good” and an old Black woman pops out of nowhere and says “All the time!”

TODAY:

[Ki Sweat @SimbaKi_]

Flava Flav use to put 0 thought into them girls names. “You remind me of somethinn... ima call you.. ‘Somethinnn’”

[Plies @plies]

"Baby Who Are U"??? 😂😂😂😂 I ❤️Dis Sh*t...... She A Real "Rock" 💎🤣🤣

[shrimpnose🍤 @shrimpnosebeats]

**minnesotan couple making love**

partner 1: holy cow babe that feels so good

partner 2: oh yeah, oh my goodness

partner 1: I think you might be on my hair

partner 2: ope, 'scuse me

partner 1: oh I like it when you talk dirty to me

partner 2: ope, holy cow, ope, holidazzle

[The Cabooze @caboozempls]

It’s freezing in the Twin Cities. Please, if you’re out n u see anyone on the roads, corners, if they look homeless. Please call the Street Outreach team. 612-879-7624 They will check on people and make sure they are safe and have somewhere to go.. Pass this number along.

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

This country is so immune to police shootings it's disgusting. A 6 year old boy should be waking up on monday to presents, but no. He was shot and killed in his own home as police pursued an unarmed suspect. Kameron Prescott was his name and it should be on everyone's timeline.

[kaguya redemption arc @noreahs]

judge: you’re charged with jaywalking how do you plead?
me: *leans into mic* i’ll take the death penalty

[James Parker @panoparker]

Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?

Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.

Parents: It's those pesky iPhones

[b @bradleex]

when im jumping to concIusions so i ask my friend for advice but they're just as crazy

[Jasmine The Great | Strategy & Stuff @lmTheReasonWhy]

If Kim K pulls through and helps set that girl free.....A bitch might buy a gotdamn lipgloss or something https://t.co/IvkccyrgTs

[Kali 💋 @ThatKaliGood__]

Why he had to fck it up like this? �