Michael

[Michael @_KillMike]

Ecuadorians went to put a Germany jersey on the rocky statue 🤣🤣

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Worst thing social media ever did was convince dumb people their opinions mattered.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who didn't know that Puerto Rico is a part of the US are suddenly experts on the Middle East.

[kayla @brunettemocha]

sorry to everyone else but it’s sunny and 75 in california, bitch don’t kill my vibe is playing, overpriced coffee in hand, I’m literally summering

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

My new favorite insult is calling someone’s job a Claude skill.

[Mo @fruitpibble]

drunk calling Little Caesars and asking if they're hot n ready for me

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

"So what type of Latinas are you into?"

Me:

[Michael @_KillMike]

FIFA probably feels real dumb right about now

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Just a reminder if you’re still dating in your 30’s please be realistic this year. People will have kids, you won’t be their first love, you’re in like the 3rd round of the draft now, just be realistic

[👽 @awwheyuu]

one day your boyfriend went out looking for hoes & he found you

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Girls be like “ i got a special day planned for you” and it be something she wanna do, that you gotta pay for

[Thoka🧑🏿‍🚀 @thoka_2]

Not gonna lie, to this day, idk the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over

[lijah @lijahfreecss]

Are they ran thru? Or are they loved by many?

[DDG @PontiacMadeDDG]

Niggas go to the mall & say
"these hard" & leave with a Auntie Anne's pretzel 🤣

[Ryan Log @Rythelogman55]

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

RT if your team has qualified for #FIFAWorldCup 26… 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇸🇯🇵🇳🇿🇮🇷🇦🇷🇺🇿🇰🇷🇯🇴🇦🇺🇧🇷🇪🇨

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

ECUADOR 🇪🇨

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.