Kimberly Jane

| Proverbs 31:25 |

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

My uber driver just told me my shirt was suggestive. Thanks dad, I know.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

I fell in love with California.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

Twirling in the kitchen, making dinner, singing to blasting music, drinking wine, smiling, loving. I love this.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

"Let's do breakfast shots. Sunday funday the right way"
"I almost just puked in my mouth but my brain said fuck it" -Karen

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

Yes weeks are the best weeks.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

6 12s in 7 days. This is what burn outs are made of.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

An hour to pack for a 7 day trip. Sweet baby Jesus. 😩😳

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

Daylight savings time on nightshift. What a buzzkill.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

At a bar, drinking, and Karen goes, "hold on, I need to order these curtains." They grow up so fast.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

Does dating mean that I actually have to start washing my hair now?

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

Just trying to find a guy who understands me as well as the targeted adds on Facebook.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

You live and you learn even when you don't want to.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

When did we stop smiling with teeth?

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

The past cannot be fixed but it can be carried.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

Do you want my support or do you want my opinion?

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

@ZachGreenberger its on the Internet. Must be true. Did you hear about this tea that will make me skinny!? 🍔🍕🍟🍻🍷

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

My friends roommate just iced me, and it tasted just like high school.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

@ZachGreenberger unfortunately, you're gonna need to consult someone else for this ever burning mystery.

[Kimberly Jane @_KimmieJane]

Ladies, use the mirror not the scale.