Seth Jacobs

It's your world I'm just living in it. UIndy Grad.

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Why is my phone even showing me a $170K Land Rover Defender? That Octa Black sick AF though.

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Replacing memories with empties again

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Who tf is @GavinAdcock? Genuinely never heard of him. I mean fuck ZB, but Benjamin Tod? That’s like as authentic as you can get. Nashville got some weirdos.

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Monica Lewinsky would like a word

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Hey, @YouTubeTV and @Disney, quit fucking with my bread and circuses!

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

I wanna bleach my brain

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

My Spotify DJ just pronounced CKY as “Kai” and now I’m pissed

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Learn to Swim!

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Sometimes whiskey and sometimes wine

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

You know MTV has failed the children when they think Post Malone is putting Ozzy on the map.

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

When you asked for light, I set myself on fire

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Someone send me a couple hundo so I can get those Nike Pegasus Forrest Gump’s when they drop.

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Ya’ll remember calling Time & Temp to figure out what the weather was gonna be for the day?

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

The most gambling I do is picking which gas station to go to on Post Rd

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Klaus Schwab was a thieving POS this whole time? No wayyyyyyyy

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Go out and ride your bicycle today

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Just dropped $48 at Taco Bell. Someone come take my debit card from me.

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

Born under a bad sign
I've been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
I tell ya, I wouldn't have no luck at all

[Seth Jacobs @_KingJacobs]

The world went to shit when they got rid of cigs inside