Darth Verdeus

#4thQuarterPressure Don’t take nothing I post serious. Oh and im funny sometimes. I’m here for the jokes and to talk shit. #DaywalkersDontGetTired #662Gawd

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

I’m comin back to this when I catch him…

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Mouth swabs are the only fair marijuana test to me.
Just like a breathalyzer can tell someone’s alcohol level RIGHT NOW. If we’re testing people it should be on a RIGHT NOW basis bc why am i criminalized bc i got high this past weekend, when i was off work & had no responsibilities. People get drunk every weekend & they get to keep their jobs.

[VegitoKingAlex | 🇵🇸 @RevivalOfPotara]

TAY KEITH FUCK THESE guys UP

[All Star or STARLITO @LITO615]

Start that sh*t over

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Who remembers this?

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Mowing down a crowd of 100+ in a gently used Ford Raptor to Throw Away >>>

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

Nope.

[Cori Tomorrow @CoriTomorrow]

Am I toxic if I send a picture of my titties to a nigga I ain’t talked to in months lol

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

Retarded

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

A man who decides to stay with a woman who is pregnant with another man's child is called what?

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

This goes to show youn know how hard it is to get on

[Crypto Messiah 💹 @lowkeyfr]

You could work at your local post office and make $3,000+ every 2 weeks with no drug test

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

Google y

[💞 @Melda1384191]

What's the "dc" in "Washington dc" even stand for

[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

Bats. Hes still a highly trained ninja

[Cattermole @OtunbaSebotimo]

Tony Stark or Batman — remove the money and the gadgets. Who survives?

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

River

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

False

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

90% of men’s conversations is about women

[Pokémon wallpapers @Pokemonwalls1]

You can only keep ONE Legendary Pokémon forever… who’s making the cut? 👀🔥

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

Yeah cuz they listening to it.

[BB @whatuplakerss]

Drake album came and went ain’t a soul talking about that shit no more

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

I’m both. lol that’s why you put the sauce on the dude so you can dip and not

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I can’t stand “a good steak doesn’t need steak sauce” mf. Hand me the A1 and stfu

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

That’s how you end a season

[Darth Verdeus @_KingPressure_]

@alaric_dx He didn’t have the sand issues as Naruto. Naruto had terrible chakra control. Boruto was already using 3 nature styles as a genin pre Kama. And he naturally adds wind chakra to his unlike his pops who used clones or kurama.