kinsey

my life is a sitcom

[kinsey @_KinsK]

new credentials to frame (next to both college degrees and clergy designation)

[kinsey @_KinsK]

lost my glasses at least 6 mos ago but have used the opportunity for eye training (human body is tougher than we let it be)

well I got new glasses only to check it off my to do list

they obviously work but I stg I feel cross eyed

also my script improved

might throw them out

[kinsey @_KinsK]

this was my childhood knight in shining armor

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

Do you remember the Brink! movie?

[🫵👍 @AndyKHLiu]

This is the type of front office IQ I wish the Giants had. Absolutely elite decision making process + execution.

[kinsey @_KinsK]

how I keep getting away with this

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest

[kinsey @_KinsK]

@anishmoonka @oconnorZ1793

[kinsey @_KinsK]

has the job of “camera operator who highlights crowd members” been outsourced to AI
because lately - across the board - it’s always horrendous shots of people singing wrong lyrics, visibly uninterested, texting, etc

[kinsey @_KinsK]

@oconnorZ1793 I heard it’s a curse of estranged girlfriends and there is a way to break it. timeline checks out

[kinsey @_KinsK]

I want those sweatshirts that look like they’re made of old bath towel material. but if you give me a bath towel made out of that old type of material go to hell

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Jordan Raanan @JordanRaanan]

John Harbaugh using getting fired by the Ravens as past of his commencement speech Saturday at Miami University.

Really great message overall on
the "amazing powers of caring and encouragement." Gives you some insight into how he handles himself as a coach.

[Daemar @daemarrrr]

“BOOM FUCK YOU” 😂🔥

[kinsey @_KinsK]

@barstoolsports United we stand together we fall

[kinsey @_KinsK]

think I was supposed to get divorced because white gold is not for my skin tone

[Jon Beck @CoachJonBeck]

Our youth system is beyond broken. We’ve devalued real coaches. Kids aren’t developed, they are overtrained, burned out, forced to specialize early & pressured to win at all costs. Structural change is needed. We don’t teach the game anymore! We promote the game & it’s killing us

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

Here's something that comes around about once every lifetime. Zero out and all of a sudden the inning is over. A triple play is something so rare. 82 years before this was the last one. 🔥⚾️

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

We heard you wanted Kirk and Fernando wallpapers. 📱

[kinsey @_KinsK]

the matchup of my dreams

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

You don't get it. It's the 2026 Schedule Release!

📰 https://t.co/CIxG8eTk9u

[kinsey @_KinsK]

@oconnorZ1793 bout time

[kinsey @_KinsK]

for the first time in 18 months I am sick

for the first time in history I am giving myself whateva I want because of it

smoothie, new chapstick, drive thru coffee, 3 different meds?
girl the answer is yes, you’re sick

so I’m actually not having a terrible time

congrats to me

[kinsey @_KinsK]

@RealSkipBayless why does this look like the wax museum version