Kirk Sutherland

I'm Kirk Sutherland, the Weatherfield idiot. Known for my comical outbursts, mischief making and hilarious antics.

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Chesney suffers from a disease called "ugly ginger bastard". For £5 a month you can help Chesney dye his awful hair.

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Fuck Gail Platt.

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Just spotted Eileen Grimshaw in B&M, had to leg it out the fire exit to be sick 😷

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Can I get vaccinated against Gail Platt?

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Retweet this second

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Retweet this first

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

“Cocaine? Nah, never heard of it mate.”

https://t.co/UxkUEx71gm

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

🤭🤮

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

This new Craig David song is shit!! 🤔

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

@scatatkins @metpoliceuk You witnessed it and you did nothing to stand up to him. You let a lady stand up to him, who was possibly very scared and worried about what might happen to her as a result of her bravery. The guy is firmly in the wrong, but you are a coward. Too interested in getting RTs + likes

[The Nut House @TheNutHouse_]

Everyone hates cyclists! 🚴🏼🐑😂

[The Nut House @TheNutHouse_]

This is the greatest fight of all time! 😂😂😭

[The Nut House @TheNutHouse_]

Just seen a wasp off for a game of Quidditch 😳

[The Nut House @TheNutHouse_]

When the pub is calling and nothing's going to get between you and that first pint 🍻🍻

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Retweet this third

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Retweet this second

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Oh dear! Windass just ordered a margarita and Sean asked if he wanted a sugared rim! He's gone fucking ballistic!

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Has anyone ever actually answered a WhatsApp voice call or is that just an urban legend??

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

#BatAppreciationDay

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Your dad sells Avon

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Yes, it appears that you do...