Kirk Johnson

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[Kirk Johnson @_Kirk_Johnson]

latest in the @HyVee fraud files…advertising garlic at .99 compared to Cub at $6.99…but Cub sells them PER POUND and Hy-Vee sells them PER BULB. Hard to see the price with the tiny subscript ea and not assume it is per pound. And of course I didn’t notice until after purchase.

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@AirbnbHelp Yup they looked at it and concluded that the nearly criminal activity was exactly justified. Basing that on when they were caught they made it mostly right when caught. The measure of a terrible organization is not feeling fairly with people up front. 🤷‍♂️

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Wow, it is practically criminal what @Airbnb did when their host had a problem. I had an eight day rental, and they credited me back only a prorated portion of the discounted day rate, kept the $86 service fee and wished me good luck finding a new place. They don’t care.

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@Rambat @POTUS I mean he’s been dead for like seven years, so this wasn’t really news four days ago and he doesn’t really have it. 🤷‍♂️

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Taylor swift is one person I would work to get elected. Ray is right, she is a fairminded moderate person who brings people together.

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@BillAckman @Harvard @MIT @Penn And they smugly say that calling for genocide violates policy only if put into action!

I believe in free speech. There is room to talk about nuance as to whether some act calls for genocide. There should be no question that calling for genocide violates policy.

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@cvspharmacy the worst “rewards” program ever. I log in and it shows $17.34 but try to use it and it shows nothing. Then I call and they pass me back and forth three times before I finally give up. I guess it is time to stop going to the CVS by me.

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Coming soon to a theater near you!

#strayssouthdale

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@HyVee it is one thing that literally every time I shop there some price isnt accurate. I will see. But when it consistently happens to my 82 year old mom, it is really just like you robbing people. Youought to be fined when anything doesn’t ring correctly.I bet it would be fixed

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@comcast worst customer experience ever. Online payment problems. So I call. Automated system hangs up on me twice. I talk to an agent who sends me to the automated payment system that already failed. It hangs up on me after I tell it I don’t want the payment link that failed.

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@billburr Netflix is pretty sure that if I like your comedy special I’m probably also going to like Dahmer…so there’s that…honorable mention to @nickkroll

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

"Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers maybe suitable for Ontario, Fontana, and even Montclair... but NOT here in Rancho Cucamonga!"

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@InternetH0F Filing this one away! ;)

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@RBReich There are really people who believe that it is “greedy corporations” and not central governments printing money and wage and commodity price inflation? The “greedy corporations” apparently are “everyone with a job” and farmers and miners?

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@numberoneshow @RJ_Young Crazy. This take ignores that Michigan has the right teams at home and the right teams away (except OSU and arguably Iowa). Most likely they lose 1-2 games. Whether they’re one of the 25 best is an interesting but irrelevant. 💯 they’ll spend most of year and end it ranked top-25

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@littleesther Dollface. 😂 seriously though, it depends on how much commitment you want. Bosch, Ozark are good but a lot of@commitment. I think you might enjoy Man seeking woman. Funny and a little weird.

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@kountrykomixStP @littleesther She has family here. Grew up in Illinois but spent time here because of relatives.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

What Justice Sotomayor said about Clarence Thomas should have been trending all day instead of what Hillary Clinton said about him. Watch this:

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@elonmusk Same is true in many other wealthy nations. That is OK as long as the US is a place where the best and brightest immigrants want to live. You’re a perfect example. You’ve made America much better by your presence.