I have officially retired from defending Cristiano Ronaldo.
The workload became unbearable.
Every week Messi submits fresh evidence...It's been an honor fighting beside you.
But we've reached the stage where Messi doesn't even argue anymore...
He simply uploads evidence.
Every weekend my agenda expires.
Please don't look for me.
By the time you read this, I'll be somewhere learning how to say "ANKARA MESSI"
Signed: A Mentally Exhausted Former Ronaldo Fan.
Reason for resignation: Repeated exposure to football witchcraft.
"Rigged." "Robbery." "Favouritism." Y'all really watched a guy win a World Cup, 2 Copa Américas 8 Ballon d'Ors across,eggs ,THREE different eras with different teammates, different coaches, different federations — and the only explanation you've got is a conspiracy? Nah.
Maybe that's exactly why. The world has never seen a footballer like Messi. That's why he's the GOAT of GOATs. The GOAT of sports. HE IS HIM. When greatness becomes unbelievable, conspiracy theories become a coping mechanism
Rafael Nadal, Serena Williams, Roger Federer, Lewis Hamilton, Tiger Woods, Virat Kohli. All these sporting stars are considered to be goats of their respective sporting codes and not a single one of them was ever accused of having their respective sports being rigged to suit them btw. #Noticing
"I can only think of one name... and that's Lionel Messi."
@b_feilhaber22 explains why Lionel Messi might be the only player that can stop France winning the World Cup 🏆
1-618 - 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi at the 2026 FIFA World Cup, ranked out of 618 outfielders with 90+ minutes played in the group stage:
1st - Goals (6)
618th - Distance run per 90 (8.1 km)
🧠 Smarter.