kristi

give me fettuccine or give me death

[kristi @_KristiRussell]

we're the actual worst

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me to the olive garden waiter shredding parmesan over my pasta

[Tayhausen: Very Bald, Very Evil @tayredacted]

Temu used y’all’s credit card info to buy two Super Bowl ads

[Britt ✨ @hadyoubigtime]

"this isn't your mother's mean girls" not them wanting to put me in a home at the age of 27 omfg

[kristi @_KristiRussell]

yes I’m trying to win a contest and be the #RealestPersonOnEarth

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

earth sign math is being upset that no one is helping you and also being upset when people help you because they do it wrong

[Jackson McHenry @McHenryJD]

taylor swift dating a football player, incredible gay brother-straight brother conversation topic starter

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

we are on gods green delicate and finite earth and you’re asking me to scan a QR code to have this croissant

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I don’t need ketamine therapy I need a walkable city and 20 hour workweek

[zobito @zobitown]

Genuinely genuinely the best thing I ever did for myself was start treating the world like I’m a benevolent alien. everything is so beautiful and people are so cool and food is so delicious and helping other people is fun. You can live so vibrantly

[charlie @chunkbardey]

about to make up a situation in my head. wish me luck!

[avery ✨ @chalametshouse]

@RealChalamet WONKA ERA ACTIVATED

[out of context arrested development @casualarrested]

happy 4th of july. never forget who fought for your independence

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

[emel @taxicabstruce]

10 year old me walking into the mall

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

Rihanna filming a fenty ad in the bathroom while they’re closing the met gala carpet