d a k o t a

Father, Husband.

[d a k o t a @_Kvtx]

Son fresh as hell.

[TG @toolivetyy]

Whole war coulda been avoided if Alicent & Rhaenyra had cell phones

[ShaneLA7 @strait_vibinn]

“I’m so glad House of the Dragon is back”

60 minutes later:

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I bet doing coke with Billy mays was a blast.

You run out at 3 am and he just looks up at you smiling “but wait there’s more!” He whispers as he pulls out an oxyclean tub full of Columbian bambam.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

If the Knicks waited 53 years for a ring, so can your girlfriend.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Not sure what Ludwig Kaiser’s arrest has to do with El Grande Americano, but ok

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

@mikethemiz hello the Miz I did letemknow that they are cursed thank you for your cooperations

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

Call me a cinephile the way I lett’er box on my mouth

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Dad you can drink more beers than any of my friend's dads...

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

[Richard “Patriot” Fitzwell @CBSDickFitzwell]

Some girl just ended things with me and first thing in my head and out my mouth was “That’s baseball.”

[⭒ ʟʏʟᴀ (ᴅᴏᴍ's ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ) ⭒ @dominikstendies]

me and the baddie i pulled by being autistic

[Seth Joseph @SethJoseph95]

Omg Stephanie saying Liv is a better singer than a wrestler. Liv gotta get her lmaoo 😭

[SOLO COLOMBIA 🇨🇴 🫡 @jajajajames123_]

@NefflynB Es pobre

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

Joe Hendry's final lines before Keanu Carver interrupted him

"The title was my life, it's a shame that I lost her.

"Can I get it back, or will I go to the-

https://t.co/5PGb4t4ksh

[Noctara @rumilyrics]

You worry too much for someone who God has never failed.