Lauren Branning

Screaming at the top of my lungs since '94 (Parody) Home Wrecker. Mum to Louie. Recovering Alcoholic. Eldest Daughter of Max & Tanya.

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@LucyBealeee Missed you too 😘

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

Im back bitches

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

Happy Birthday to me 🎉

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@MrsArthurFowler recovering alcoholic actually.

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@MrsArthurFowler Watch how you talk Mrs. Ian might not see his beloved grandson again.

[Pauline Fowler @MrsArthurFowler]

We know @_LBranning knows 'ow to party! A drunkard who 'as incest! #EastEnders

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

Turning into my dad can't be too bad surely. #EastEnders

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@MrsArthurFowler Shame it never rubbed off on any of his kids.

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

Big mistake. Playing a board game with Ian Beale. #EastEnders

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@Grant_Mitch apart from my inability to keep them shut.

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

Nothing wrong with my legs.

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@TanyaBranning10 @MrsArthurFowler He was better than most guys I had..

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@TanyaBranning10 I'm not surprised

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@MrsArthurFowler Might not even get that far, might have a smaller dick than Steven...

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@MrsArthurFowler he had his chance!

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@MrsArthurFowler @TanyaBranning10 And I thought I was fucking bad

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

Might as well fuck the photocopier guy, gave me more attention in the few minutes we had than Steven has in months.

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@TanyaBranning10 Knew there was some reason that I wasn't ginger!

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

❤️

[Lauren Branning @_LBranning]

@MrsArthurFowler It was for his benefit