delisle jones

said the man, to the dog

[delisle jones @_LG61]

Jameis

[delisle jones @_LG61]

@JFreshHockey I’ve had enough drinks tonight to say Benoit Pouliot was dope as fuck and I don’t care what anyone else says

[Jay Bookman @jaysbookman]

The Texas screwworm story is a version of this. The Reflecting Pool fiasco is a version of this. The Iranian war is a very large and ongoing version of this.
Everywhere you look, incompetence is having its natural consequences, with more to come. Much more, I'm afraid.

[Willie Stewart @Lindsay04555896]

Dear Scottish twitter, please stick to this kind of material

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is damning. This was his main justification for the war.

[Carlos Abadi @NewSamawal]

The US secretly approved a financial and maritime arrangement between Qatar and Iran, under which billions of dollars were paid to Tehran in exchange for free passage for Qatari tankers and ships through the Strait of Hormuz, three diplomatic officials now confirm.

This was a deliberate and conscious course of action by the US administration, which allowed its navy to turn a blind eye to the arrangement, in complete contradiction of its declared policy. The move was intended to ease the crisis in global energy markets and curb rising oil prices.
https://t.co/xDCmqWLT3B

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Carter Hart ends the 2026 postseason with 22 starts without a shutout, two more than any other goalie in a single postseason in NHL playoff history.

Vegas carried a shutout into the 3rd period 7 times in their 22 playoff games.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The White House was built to serve the American people.

Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family.

The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office.

They did not fight a revolution for this.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

The most embarrassing defeat in modern American history if true.

And I’m not seeing the administration refute this by actually releasing the text.

[KUTUB @KUTUBProduction]

Israel flattened Beirut in 1982.

No Hamas. No Hezbollah. No October 7 to point to then.

Just 17,000 dead Lebanese and Palestinian civilians.

Even US president then Ronald Reagan, who armed Israel, called Begin furious after seeing a photo of a 7-month-old baby with its arms blown off and said “It is a holocaust”.

They killed so many innocent people that the survivors had no choice but to pick up weapons.

Then Israel had the audacity to keep using “Self-Defense” excuse every decade.

Israel didn’t stumble into endless war. Israel built it. Brick by brick.

Own it.

[Doug Warf @dougwarf]

FWIW: In game 3 of the ‘06 ECF, Cam Ward was pulled for Gerber after giving up 4 straight on the road. Canes fought back to lose by one goal.

In game 4, Gerber got the start and pitched a 4-0 shutout.

[Mariana Alfaro @marianaa_alfaro]

I am so hype for this World Cup bc we’re going to hear sentences like this that have never been uttered before

[delisle jones @_LG61]

@TillinghastAW

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

trump is having productive conversations with nute gunray

[Lucas Navarrete @LucasNavarreteM]

Single-handedly ruining the game of basketball. Truly a disgrace to the sport.

[alex @ajhoward121]

Under military custom only commissioned officers in uniform (and the POTUS as Commander-in-Chief) render a hand salute in response to a salute. Civilian officials, including Cabinet secretaries like the DHS Secretary, do not.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[マクロス instain mother @instain_mother]

Gas isnt $6 liberal its 5.89 with Buccees rewards and its a small price to pay to keep iran from opening the straight of hormuse and trump is living rent free in your head when u bitch about gas prices btw my truck uses diesel, i dont give a shit 🖕

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

This is not the same man I voted for. I honestly can’t even recognize him anymore.

An absolutely disgusting betrayal.

MAGA boomers please wake up, PRESIDENT TRUMP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU.