Kris

Liverpool FC, fighting & crap jokes

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

Can anyone remember a tv programme called Eurotrash? My wife can’t remember it and I’m starting to think I made it up or it was just a dream

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

I’d love Bowen to sign for Liverpool. Guaranteed goals and assists

[Transfer News @TransferNews]

Manchester United are interested in signing West Ham forward Jarrod Bowen this summer.

West Ham are understood to value the England international at around £50M, although there is a belief that an offer closer to £40M could be enough to strike a deal.

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

@TheFergusonWay @lfcAmirV2 Romeo Done

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

@Jasimkhalfan2 Bob Marlin

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

My ex girlfriend used to have really bad eczema.

Cracking tits.

[Dossena @DossenaLFC]

My missus: “don’t do anything daft and turn up to the first game dressed in traditional Basque clothes”

Me:

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

Made up with Iroala as next manager! YNWA

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Liverpool make contact with RB Leipzig as Yan Diomande pursuit steps up. #LFC currently in strongest position on player side if 19yo winger moves - #RBLeipzig determined not to sell. #PSG interest remains firm but less advanced at present @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/dt64tbgGNo

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

Tomorrow is the day according to Sky Sports News! Be over the moon with Iraola 🙌

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Liverpool have reached a verbal agreement with Andoni Iraola to take over as the club's new head coach 🔴🤝

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Liverpool reach verbal agreement with Andoni Iraola to become head coach. Set to sign 2yr contract (same as #AFCB deals) & wants Pablo de la Torre, Tommy Elphick, Shaun Cooper, Tom Webber on staff. #LFC plan to present 43yo by end of week @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/uYB8DBzOWR

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

@drsportsmedia Bigger knobheads, yes

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

@indykaila @LFC 3% chance it bollocks then

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Everyone knows we are 97% accurate for the @LFC news.

Now wait for tonight at 10pm for our next one.

It's going to blow up everywhere once we break it! 💣

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

@LFC Get well soon King Kenny ❤️

[MatchDay Central @MatchDCentral]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Andoni Iraola has AGREED personal terms with Liverpool to become their new manager 🔴

All parties are now set to sign the contract soon, with an official announcement expected shortly ⏳

DETAILS of the Contract will follow soon!

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

What do you call a homeless Italian man?

Giovanni Change

[Bradley @BradleyLFC26]

Look at my manager dawg

[Kris @_LLCoolK]

Watch everyone’s head fall off when we announce Oliver Glasner as our next manager. Mine included. Mad that he hasn’t even been mentioned though