Logan

Dance Teacher

[Logan @_LOGANO]

Worked my assets off for this degree

[nina. @meeeuriii]

eu depois de sair do cinema sofrendo por petermj “ufa, ainda bem que na vida real eles são casados”

[David not Goliath @David_Da_Boss]

Helen of Troy showing up with a massive scar across her face in Nolan’s #Odyssey isn’t some random makeup choice. It’s the whole point.
In the myths, Menelaus takes one look at her after Troy falls and drops the sword because her beauty is still that overwhelming. Nolan isn’t interested in that fairy tale. He gives her a permanent mark and has Bernthal’s Menelaus openly mock it in front of Telemachus: “the face that launched a thousand ships… or make that five hundred.”
The scar is what happens when the man who spent ten years fighting to get his wife back actually gets her back. All the bodies, the lost years, the bitterness has to go somewhere. So instead of the legendary beauty walking away untouched, she’s walking around with the physical receipt of what that war cost everyone.
It’s not subtle. It’s Nolan saying the aftermath of Troy wasn’t a clean reunion. It was ugly, personal, and permanent. And Helen is the one who has to wear it. #theOdyssey

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

we create tons of them, they’re women

[roxy ⚔️ @aemondsdragon]

“i may appear to have the weak and feeble body of a woman but i possess the heart and spirit of a king” YOU ARE MY QUEEEEN #houseofthedragon

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Yo entiendo que los dragones no existen y que House of the Dragon es una historia ficticia pero mi corazón no.

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Todos los días siento fomo por no vivir el Nueva York de Mamdani.

[🥟🥒 @sianiyanni]

ngl thought i was cooked when my ticketmaster still said <1 minute left til queue opens and it was 3 minutes past 10 😀

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we're allowing them to run our entire country.

[alexis ꕤ @lexs_version]

my top 5 horror movies:
1) ticketmaster
2) ticketmaster queues
3) ticketmaster prices
4) ticketmaster fees
5) not seeing my favorite artists live because of ticketmaster

[rainy ❀ @mygoodgr4ces]

concerts becoming unaffordable, airline closing down, ai slop everywhere, gas and grocery prices thru the roof, our planet actively being destroyed, trump ugly and dumb as fuck …truly no light at the end of the title.

[Ms. Anne @rareblurs]

congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

The original version with the silence. Maaaaaaaaaannn all you heard was sniffles in the theater. This was a hard movie opener to get thru. I’ve only watched this movie once. I can’t do it again bro

[Emily @Emjaybiebs]

There better be a google doc quiz to get into that ticket queue

[cata @rauhlslegendary]

Grown up justin doing the same gestures from the one time mv. I'm never getting over this

[Sean Don @BigSean]

Did u hit da dance?

[ebony @remsholy]

is it possible to have post concert depression from a concert i didn’t attend?

[Stephanie @jdbcklein]

Solo lo vi desde mi cama y estoy así:

[chrissy @flyonbieber]

i will get justin bieber tickets hallelujah