@ChrisTWC Splenda is garbage-
That's ONE WAY to get rid of your "Jelly Belly", tho'! While destroying a toilet, AND your friends colons (as you said)...
Stay away from artificial sweeteners my friend- they're the devil in disguise
@SouthieJack Get a bike & ride, my friend. It is the most amazing thing- to feel the wind as you pedal, pushing yourself to go faster or further, or both. Sweating those toxins out of your system- feeling exhilarated once you're done. Topped by a beer & a shower.