Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.
Are we great yet?
Men really just be talking to hear themselves talk. Asking me EVERY SINGLE DAY if I want to go to Mexico with him so I say “okay give me dates so I can find a babysitter and book my flight” “OH I didn’t think you would come with me fr” ?????
Not to sound like a boomer but working with younger gen z is unfortunately giving me boomer mentality 😭 like im not saying you should take shit at your job but like you have to do the job???? Like you have to actually do the work in order to keep the job 😭😭😭😭😭
Add sugar, molasses, vanilla extract and cinnamon to the bottom of your shaker bottle. Pour your brewed coffee. Add ice and shake, then pour over a glass of ice, top with creamer or milk of choice.
I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all
the girls were drinking lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper for breakfast, lunch, and dinner cause beyonce told oprah that she lost 20 pounds on the master cleanse diet…
the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work
It's not just the government abusing camera surveillance anymore. The private market is doing it too.
I parked my car in a lot and paid ParkMobile $10.55. Later, I received an $85 bill in the mail because, according to them, it took me extra time to drive around looking for a space, park, and then I overstayed by a few minutes. Their cameras recorded the exact time my car entered and exited the lot, and they claim the right to bill me for every minute my vehicle was on the property—even while I was still searching for a parking spot.
Not long ago, many people would have called that excessive or even extortionate. Today, in an age of ubiquitous cameras and automated enforcement, it's increasingly treated as normal.
My only gripe with George Orwell is that 1984 didn't go far enough. It imagined a world where surveillance was primarily a tool of the state. What it missed was how eagerly private companies would embrace the same technology—not just to monitor people, but to monetize every possible moment.
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