Lawrence Mildew

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

@uhd2020

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

If this were Japan, there'd be a lot of seppuku instead of these chickenshit resignations.

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

With gratitude, I celebrate 45 years of sobriety.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

12 story rocket turns off its engines & does a controlled fall

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

#backyardbirds https://t.co/RGQHKBjIOc

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

#unPOPloop https://t.co/YF3nyKZQqN

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

#pets #unPOPloop https://t.co/l0OxnNFlsF

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

... https://t.co/QKMlhP7X6T

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

https://t.co/aeY4lY7AGe

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

https://t.co/Xn52RalgFi

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

Going back to Dalí #artrap

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

I once had a sexual encounter with a pound of Crisco. #NeverDoThatAgain

[Wild Mad Steve @BonheurAllRound]

Larry Gardiner was actually one of thee most unrecognized percussionists of thee entire twentieth fuckin' century.

[Mitch Hedberg @M_Hedberg]

I remixed a remix. It went back to normal.

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

The Gutter Twins http://t.co/RxIXqZAp

[Mitch Hedberg @M_Hedberg]

I used to buy alot of M&Ms, then I switched to aspirin. I find if you hand your friend 2 aspirin, he doesn't look at you like you're selfish

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it"
#RIPmitch

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

You can give yourself hallucinations using two ping-pong balls and a radio! http://t.co/4AfbVsgO

[Lawrence Mildew @_LarGar_]

QOTSA with M.L.
http://t.co/8lDC2dKK