Laura Wilson

Weenie hut jr 💫🌠💖 Inshallah they find him 🐠

[ella @H8BEAM]

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

[clare @sadderlizards]

this is who you’re asking to do a 40 hour work week

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

Where I live (a leafy area in Liverpool, UK) there are roundabouts & roads with lovely flowers in planters

Many are planted by local residents who volunteer to maintain them all year

THAT’S patriotism & pride in your community

NOT defacing roundabouts & shagging flags

[jynx @jynxbby]

me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5lbs dumbbell

[Stevo Stonko @Stevo_Stonko]

How we thought his speech would go

[ً @capvirgvl]

the parade when slot wins #7

[jimmi. @jimmineutch]

I think it's extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

[Soham @king26_sk]

I can't hang out tonight sorry I have to fold all my clothes. Yeah no it'll take like 3 hours. Tomorrow's no good either. Yeah I'm putting them in the cupboard. Let's just do it next week

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I love people who are fluent in spongebob references

[peter @arabatman_]

talking before 10am is crazy like shut up man

[dan @dsmith24_]

Selling 2x General admission Justice tickets for Alexandra Palace, separate or together, Wednesday 12th Feb, dm or reply #justice #Ticketforsale #ticketswap

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

if i'm holding space with the lyrics of defying gravity, and you're in queer media, then who the hell is holding this finger

[Laura Wilson @_Laura_Wilson]

@_hxrrybxtt I don't feel like dancing by scissor sisters

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

greek nathan’s footlong yogurt hot dogs

[trish @ultragloss]

me if continuing to say “go piss girl” in the year 2024 was an olympic sport

[Tom Grennan @Tom_Grennan]

Tonight at 7.59pm. COME ON @ENGLAND 😂 🙌