Lauren Ward

Texan | Baylor Alum | All thoughts are my own

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

My dad, who has watched zero soccer since I stopped playing at 12, let me know this is the worst game he’s ever seen.

[Wemby Central 🇫🇷 @WembyCentral]

I don’t care if USMNT has some crazy rivalry with Mexico. I’m not rooting for fucking England on Fourth of July weekend

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

@muheediva01 This is outside my scope

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Before I get excited, is Paraguay ass?

#FIFA #WorldCup2026 #USAvPAR

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Unreal game. #WCWS

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

Flying out on a Sunday for a work trip during the summer months is already a bummer. Seeing people clearly going on vacation is enough to push me over the edge.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

“Text me when you land!”
- Artemis II crews’ Moms probably.

#ArtemisII #NASA

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@thetaliahscott Let’s go!!!!!

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You think Reggie is talking shit to Cheryl in the family gc?

#UCLA #WNCAA #WMarchMadness

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I’ll add, it’s incredibly easy on @tiktok_us to accidentally to send videos and end up on the report page reason selection screen.

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

My @tiktok_us account was banned for impersonation? The account name is my own, the videos I post are just me talking, no “fan edits” no “impersonations” I had two videos get 1M+ views everything else is just me yapping.

Is there some new AI bot doing “account reviews” 1/2

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

right before I received this notification I was informed the terms and service had changed and I needed to agree then was shown this.

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Duke is playing lights out defense but we are struggling with the most basic elements right now. What is going on?

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@Tom_Smyth_ How dare you.

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@kellyclarkson @RODEOHOUSTON Girl, that accent come back THICK when you’re home!

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

Something I learned about myself recently is I do enjoy watching hockey as long as there are women playing.

#Olympics2026 #USAHockey #USAvCAN

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

That was one of the most JOYFUL halftime shows I can remember. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlHalftime #BadBunny