Scary Mr Lazy

🪦"Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain" @_Lazymelany || 17 he/him || I love my melly #Rivany💜💜

[Scary Mr Lazy @_LazyRiver]

Happy Halloween

Here’s me and girlfriend /p going out trick or treating

She’s a vampire, I’m actually not wearing a costume
She ripped my face off because she got cold

[Scary Mr Lazy @_LazyRiver]

@gonelikesummer_ “If you want an accurate reading of the scale, you’re fat” like stfu my hoodie literally weighs 2 pounds

Pro-Ana mfs are so stupid

[Scary Mr Lazy @_LazyRiver]

Locked the fuck in this week

[Brandon 🇵🇸 @Brandons__1]

"Fuck Ice, Fuck 12, Fuck IDF, Fuck Israel, Fuck Donald Trump"

[Scary Mr Lazy @_LazyRiver]

@Melany636728 You’re not fat and who even gaf honestly, nobody cares about what you look like, don’t waste the fun you could have just worrying

[Scary Mr Lazy @_LazyRiver]

@_LazyMelany I lobe you

[Spooky Ms Lazy @_LazyMelany]

January Is My favorite Month because Its my Birth month and Also the Month I met River

[verz @nerdyverz]

pose

[dais @nnayeonlv]

how it feels to say you knew a song before it blew up

[llhean @hean_ll]

What the fuck

[Scary Mr Lazy @_LazyRiver]

I forgot to take my portable charger and my sister forgot to bring her cable #interlinked #wearefucked

[Scary Mr Lazy @_LazyRiver]

@gonelikesummer_ YES BRO I WAS STRESSING SI BAD BC I DIDNT WANT TO GO TO BROOKLYN WIRH ONLY 6 HOURS OF ALEEP.

[༘♡ meg ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎🍼🪽 @tamagotzu]

everyone is just walking around stupid as fuck and proud of it too

[Freddy Fazbear @FeddyLesbear]

"FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!!!" you guys cant even handle masculine lesbians 😭

[ss @sugussy3]

defending the random girl on street my parents insulted

[fang vote Rochelle apologist @Sulkysdolls]

Whenever i tell people this is my favorite song they think im joking 😭

[sarah @notjerk4kirk]

“if god wasn’t real i would have cheated on my wife”

[sam @sam1ereye]

This is soooo weird

[Scary Mr Lazy @_LazyRiver]

Groomers will apologize for grooming like they didn’t just permanently alter someone’s brain