Leah Brannan

lonely and hopeless

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

it's only a matter of time before we're all floating space fatties like the people in Wall-E.

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

I have very much mastered this

[pelumiii.🧛🏾 @shelovespelumi]

normalize buying yourself something nice after getting paid, you’re not working for bills and groceries only.

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

All my friends are settled with kids and my biggest achievement this year has been finishing a shampoo and conditioner at the same time 🎉

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

There's no intellectual debate to be had about what's happening. It's not about immigration, or integration, or Islam. It's about a bunch of violent thugs blaming Muslims for a terrible crime, being instantly disproved, and then continuing with their bullshit anyway.

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

Truly think it would be best for everyone if I married @Hozier

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

I’m a few years behind on #RHONJ but how has no one commented on how Luis looks like a stretched out version of Joe Giudice?!

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

Water doesn’t make you feel better when you drink it, it just makes you feel worse when you don’t

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

I’m sorry…WHAT?!

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

deleting dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (returning home after quitting my job in the city to help save the local bakery and learn the true meaning of christmas)

[TWO GUYS ON A PLANE @twoguysonaplane]

You told 9,782 people to “just push” while trying to open the lavatory door this year.

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

Hands up if your own UK salary wouldn’t qualify you to immigrate to Britain

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

This Scorpio season isn’t hitting the way it usually does

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

@AutoTrader_UK should let you filter searches by number of cup holders

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Who's ready for the Barbenheimer of British television?

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

Stop the world I want to get off

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

23-year old Mexican rapper Dansur, surgically implants gold chains into his head to serve as his hair 👀

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

This has got to be one of, if not the worst summer of my life. No holidays booked, no plans and loads of rain. Just put the clocks back and be done with it.

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

I am so sick of not winning the Euromillions

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🍍 The word "pineapple" in different languages:

🇦🇿 ananas
🇧🇾 ананас
🇧🇬 ананас
🇭🇷 ananas
🇨🇿 ananas
🇩🇰 ananas
🇳🇱 ananas
🇪🇪 ananass
🇫🇮 ananas
🇫🇷 ananas
🇩🇪 Ananas
🇬🇷 ανανάς
🇭🇹 anana
🇭🇺 ananász
🇮🇸 ananas
🇮🇩 nanas
🇮🇪 anann
🇮🇹 ananas
🇱🇻 anannas
🇱🇹 ananasas
🇳🇴 ananas
🇵🇱 ananas
🇷🇴 ananas
🇷🇺 ананас
🇷🇸 ананас
🇸🇰 ananás
🇸🇮 ananas
🇸🇪 ananas
🇹🇷 ananas
🇬🇧 pineapple 😳
🇺🇦 ананас

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Huge weekend for her.

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 🎉

[Leah Brannan @_LeahB]

Yeah, fucking chilling at my parents house because I can’t afford to move back out