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things that make me say Hmmmmm.

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And another online dating conundrum “committed, but cruising”. Bye.

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“Total Top, very picky”.
F*** off.

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When you get onto a bike after years and years and immediately flashback to that childhood feeling of the wind and going what seemed like sooooo fast.

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People who enter garage elevators and get anxious they have forgotten the floor on which they parked and just start pushing buttons.

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Times you're scrolling through Instagram and a pic of someone's lunch is actually more interesting than another shirtless guy in a bathroom.

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When the Adidas soccer slides I have been wearing for 30 years are now Everywhere and I have to decide to look basic or just switch to Birks

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When the framing costs more than the artwork...

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Why is it that when there is a fashion show in a commercial or tv show the clothes are so ridiculous and ugly?

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When you get stuck in the carpool lane on the freeway behind a tour bus.

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Why are guys on skateboards so damn sexy? Even the not sexy guys? Off skateboard:not sexy. On skateboard: sexy. How?

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When you go out and think your hair looks awful and your friend says your hair looks great and you contemplate if he is really a true friend

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When you see a super cute guy as you're leaving a bar, but you're so jaded you automatically think "Oh F it, it would never work out."

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When your raincoat has a Dry Clean Only tag inside.

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carry-on luggage situation has just gone off the rails.people try to jam cases into a Bin that is clearly too small. Check it. You'll live.

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People who title their dating app profiles with either "bored", " just looking around" or "lost all messages". Pass.

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Nyc doormen who no longer open doors.

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The face/head/neck tattoo situation on the streets has really just jumped to a whole other level lately. I dunno.

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When a dog looks embarrassed of its owner.

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Men, can we just please agree that shirtless public restroom selfies should not even be a thing any longer. A urinal in the Bg is no good.

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Guys who say "I'm smart and fun" in their online dating profiles. Those are things that should be said About you and not By you.