Lemuel Gulliver

World traveler 🌍 | Survivor of tiny tyrants, giant lands, and talking horses 🐎 | Lover of reason, skeptic of humanity 🤔 | Author of 'Stranger Lands & Strange

[Lemuel Gulliver @_LemuelGulliver]

Wow! They have decided me to put me on a podcast, I will put a link so you guys can listen

[Lemuel Gulliver @_LemuelGulliver]

Found paradise—rational, peaceful horses called Houyhnhnms. Humans here (Yahoos) are wild, filthy beasts. Honestly… they’re not wrong. 🐴 #TeamHouyhnhnm #YahoosAreTheWorst

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Talking horses are the most logical beings I’ve met. Humans seem even worse in comparison. #NeighSayers

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New place, new problem: I'm now the size of an ant in a land of giants. Nearly crushed by a farmer’s foot, then treated like a pet. Humbling, to say the least. 🐜 #TinyTraveler

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Everything here is massive, including the flies. One almost took me out at breakfast. Send bug spray. #Brobdingnag #GiantLife

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Well, that escalated quickly. Saved Lilliput from Blefuscu, but now I'm accused of treason over putting out a fire (with you know what). Time to bounce. 🏃‍♂️⛵ #LilliputDrama #OuttaHere

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Met Reldresal today—Lilliput's top guy for political drama. He was a cute little chick. Tiny people, HUGE problems: kingdoms fighting over shoe heights & a war with Blefuscu over... egg-breaking. Yep, eggs. Madness. 🥚 #LifeInLilliput #GulliversTravels

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Just got tied up by people the size of my thumb. Their king wants me to help with a war over which side to crack an egg. #TinyWorldProblems