My (bisexual) boyfriend likes walking at night because it’s cooler, but lately he noticed women crossing the street when they see him coming… or stopping to let him pass first.
He asked me, “Do I look scary?”
I told him, “You’re a 6’3” man walking behind women in the dark… respectfully, you could look like a Disney prince and we’re still checking our location sharing.”
This man got weirdly quiet.
Today he came home wearing flip flops… a neon pink fanny pack… holding a bottle of water like he’s training for a mall walking championship.
I just stared at him.
He shrugged and said,
“If women are going to assume I’m dangerous anyway… I’m at least going to look bisexual.” 😭