Bre

marketing director at @HealthMineInc | lover of live music | dog mom

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

Sorry I left your party early, I just really missed my dog

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

@hulu @KimKardashian Opened up Twitter for th first time in months to check on the @Hulu outage, only to find a tweet about Kim Kardashian & no acknowledgement of the downtime. How do brands not know better by now? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Get your shit together, Hulu.

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

Work cliches that make absolutely no sense: "Take this with MASSIVE grain of salt" 😂

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

Why does my dog lick my toes?

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

In other Monday typos, I just typed "by mad." Instead of "my bad." Woof.

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

How tired am I? I just typed "unpersonalized." Thank god for autocorrect. #Mondays

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

I just got irrationally excited about the size of my bread roll from @panerabread

Would ya look at the size of this thing???? #omnomnom

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

#AnimalCrossing villagers have no shame in shaming you for not playing for a while.

"7 WHOLE ASS MONTHS?! GLAD U AREN'T DEAD!!!"

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

"I'm going to die for petting something I shouldn't" will be etched on my tombstone.

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

I need something light to watch on @netflix after #ArmyOfTheDead or else I won't be able to fall asleep 😂 #sendhelp

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

Army of the Dead...

@netflix #ArmyOfTheDead #ArmyOfTheDeadNetflix

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

Oh, to be a doggo.

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

One day, I watched Netflix without subtitles for the last time and I didn't even know it.

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

I only walked 1,100 steps today 😳

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

For the first time in my #adult life, I have a #Costco membership so... What's the bestest thing to buy at Costco???

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

Ya know sometimes I wonder what time I would wake up in the morning if I didn't have a dog jump on my chest at exactly 5:30am every day.

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

@Dmurr68 Basic understanding of design/visuals and how to use the Adobe suite. Mizzou made every strat comm major take a design class, one of the most useful and applicable classes I ever took.

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

1,639,265

Number of minutes since the start of the pandemic that women have saved by not waiting for someone to leave the bathroom so they can poop.

[Bre @_LifeWithBre]

Well... that's nice. Good job #Chicago!

[NBC Chicago @nbcchicago]

Only 1 Chicago Business Cited For COVID Regulations Amid St. Patrick's Day Celebrations https://t.co/Y9r6MJjrqz