My wife explained to me that Zac Brown, Zach Bryan, and Luke Bryan are 3 completely different people who happen to work in the same industry, and the one who dated a girl named Chicken Fry had nothing to do with a song called Chicken Fried, and I think I have a brain bleed.
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.