vlad the impaler

scro?

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

these days you can probably catch me walking around late at night trying my damndest to get abducted by aliens

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

i love how insane everyone on average is becoming

[Dara T. Mathis @TrulyTafakari]

I kinda of hate how the shift to focus on individuals (not) getting vaccinated feels like letting the government off the hook for gross mishandling of the pandemic.

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Christ

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Do yourself a favor! Bang out a couple a couple wrist circles! You won’t regret it!

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

I feel like you’re not really in it with someone until you’ve taken a shower at their house

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

My favorite hobby is listening to steely dan

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Look how cute!

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Why do I love Taco Bell so much and why can’t I stop

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

I’ve started looking at $150 artisan throw pillows online with every spare second I have. I will NOT be purchasing any $150 throw pillows but nevertheless, must browse must browse

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Will somebody PLEASE begin gently suggesting to me that it’s time to move into a nursing home

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

What The Last 4 Digits Of Your Social Security Number Say About You thread?

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Have you tried listening to more CCR?

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

If you have an ash tray next to your bathtub you’re my friend

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Y’all ever have days where you’re really bad at driving for no reason

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Why why WHY is it so embarrassing to accidentally end up browsing the kids’ section at a store

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

I was like WHAT IF I never meet another person whose heavy rotation of bubbly water includes flavors like coconut and key lime??

[vlad the impaler @_Lilaayy_]

Recently convinced myself that me and this dude that I met *on tinder* were meant to be together because we had the EXACT same oddball taste in La Croix flavors. Embarrassing ¿no?