Lindsey Thaxton

You say you love the way the storm blows, but when it comes you close your window.

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

Hulk Hogan playing a corn dog like a guitar is still my aesthetic

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

I’ve watched this 5 times and I’m still laughing

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

I’d just like to point out that I added over an hour to my drive home because all of this had me so dehydrated I got dizzy/sick and couldn’t drive. Don’t do what I do, kids. Hydrate accordingly.🥤

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

Reasons coming back to WV is bad for me:

Yesterday - ate Hardee’s, ate Arby’s, ate Pizza, ate chocolate chips

Today - Ate way too much pasta, ate donuts (yes that’s plural), ate ice cream

Tomorrow - Will just eat the fridge itself and its contents

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

Long time no tweet

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

@MatthewLillard 💙❤️💛

[matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard]

Sorry not sorry.

I will always invite parents with LITTLE kids, people on the spectrum or badass mother F&*KERS rocking wheelchairs to the FRONT OF THE LINE.
GUARANTEED.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

I asked maison how the first day of first grade went. She said, “It was okay, but I can’t believe so many people make it though 12 years of this.”

[Kristen @kayran07]

Hi I want to talk about WVU and how they handle sexual assault cases. I was sexually assaulted in the fall. I was in my best friends apartment (his apartment was right above mine) and I was assaulted by his friend that he invited over. (this is a super long thread srry)

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

Mom just asked me if the FaceTime could say “poor connection” because I’m in the dark...

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

When girls talk about their skincare routine it makes me feel like a boy.

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

Sometimes I catch myself wondering why I’m still friends with @CTSlack and then: @billieeilish

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

In case anyone was wondering, I’m still in love with Mr. Harper.

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

Reasons coming back to WV is bad for me:

Yesterday - ate Hardee’s, ate Arby’s, ate Pizza, ate chocolate chips

Today - Ate way too much pasta, ate donuts (yes that’s plural), ate ice cream

Tomorrow - Will just eat the fridge itself and its contents

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

Me: I’m going to leave by 11.

Currently 11:21 and have not packed one thing in the car.

[Lindsey Thaxton @_LindseyT]

When women hate on other women everybody loses.

[not all geminis @notallgeminis]

THE SIGNS AS LANA DEL REY SONGS

https://t.co/yrfwHKaanv

[milk @milkstrology]

because gemini ppl are endlessly curious and appreciate things that have value or a story/history behind them vs. something brand new 🌼

[milk @milkstrology]

💥🍉 HAPPY GEMINI SEASON! THE TIME TO WRITE AND CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY INTO CREATIVE HOBBIES. APPRECIATE USED BOOK STORES. TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN A NEW CRAFT. THE SEASON FOR BEING A BAD B*TCH AND NOT ALLOWING ANYONE TO PHASE YOU. BE CUTE BUT NONCOMITTAL. BEST DRESSED SZN. 🍉💥

[milk @milkstrology]

how gemini and virgo act when you ghost or stop talking to them:

[Lamorne Morris @LamorneMorris]

I could have gone pro in Candy Land, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Operation or N64 Wave Race.

[ؘ @veilofshadous]

i have so many questions