Jake Hullinger

more bass pls

[Jake Hullinger @_LitRomney]

i pulled out my insulin pump in class and sarah leans over and goes “is that the new iphone 10!?”. fuck u sarah it’s diabetes

[Deuce @DeuceThomas]

It was real being a fake Laker fan for 8 years ✌🏽

[Lakers Daily @LakersDailyCom]

RT IF YOU LOVE MARCUS SMART

[jake @wannabejake9]

Josh Allen has the best rb in the league the best OL in the league and the best pass defense in the league. If he doesn’t win the superbowl he is removed from elite qb conversations

[💫 @NotLikeAnt]

This is still the biggest mvp robbery in sports history

[Lakers All Day Everyday @LADEig]

I haven’t seen LeBron this heated in a while 😳

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Peak male experiences :

1. Finally understanding your Father
2. Owning your first car
3. Accepting the man in the mirror
4. Randomly realizing this is the woman you will marry
5. Becoming successful with your childhood friends
6. Sports team winning a title
7. First heartbreak
8. Watching your kid grow
9. Giving back to your parents
10. Ending imposter syndrome

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Ain’t no secrets in this chamber

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean?

Tigers don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.

You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills.

Norway - 0
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
United States - 643k

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

I dont know how to fix the eye poke problem in the UFC

But I do know this

Some fighters go a full career without eye poking their opponent once

Other fighters eye poke their opponent EVERY FUCKING FIGHT AND SOMETIMES TWICE

It's not the gloves it's a dirty 5% of the roster...

[AbortionChat @AbortionChat]

Very likely two hours of absolute agony. But sure, Lila. Sure.

[Barbara Comstock @BarbaraComstock]

This is such a gut punch to see our history destroyed by one man’s vanity and ego

[Samuel Ajayi, PhD @SamdGreat01]

"I can handle spicy food"

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

I understand looking at this baby and naming it Brock

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

good young player gets cut because Giannis got both of his brothers on the team for emotional support lol

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

People say the division we currently see in America started with Barack Obama.

They’re right.

The landslide election of the first African American President made racists, white nationalists and other fringe extremists lose their minds.

And they never recovered.

[Matthew Peralta @_MatthewPeralta]

Y’all gonna get mad at this nepotism too or is that just for Bronny

[Big Smart F@ggot 🦮 @sodomylover]

Like some shit you'd see in The Boys and people said that was too on the nose lmfao

[Richard Smith @Richard_ezio]

I guess it depends on the politics they agree with...

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher gets visibly upset as Ben Shapiro insists Charlie Kirk’s assassin was a leftist.

Apparently, this isn’t obvious to Bill.

SHAPIRO: “That this kid was of the political left. That is, according to… the Guardian as well as Tablet magazine today.”

MAHER: “It’s two days out. We don’t know shit, Ben. We don’t know shit. They never do. The Internet is undefeated in getting it wrong to begin with.”

Shapiro tried to steer Maher back to reality, but Maher pushed back so hard that he made Ben begin to question himself.