Sir David Attenborough is the only person to have won BAFTAs for programmes made in black and white, colour, HD, 3D and 4K.
Today he turns 100 years old 🎂
#attenborough100
apple: special forces. citizens of fallujah call him "the reaper". has never been in love.
google: space force. slightly autistic. was caught jerking off in the barracks and hasn't recovered.
twitter: third generation marine. will eventually serve on the board of raytheon and get elected to the senate where he will declare war on mexico.
microsoft: barely made the coast guard. trades his mother's homemade cookies for marlboro lights. will be dishonorably discharged for accidentally leaking classified documents.
Andre Braugher, Emmy-winning actor who starred in 'Homicide' and 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine,' dies at 61 | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/c6Of69z3yh
#ClosingTime: After nearly two decades, Balzac to close its doors on Brady. The cozy wine bar survived myriad changes to the Brady Street scene over the course of its 18 years. https://t.co/TyZt1SU8pR
@R_o_M now that he’s a free agent…would love to get your thoughts on bringing Chicharito back to bring more intensity to the locker room and attacking options (hey, he couldn’t be worse than any other current Utd fwd, aside from Hojlund)