Elizabeth Gemma

Cardiff, Wales

[Elizabeth Gemma @_Lizzybit_]

@Nokwandachili @theemotomami305 I think neither are nasty but don’t appreciate that everyone is biting off Lucinda’s head and not Whitney’s. Probably shows more about Belles terrible character in comparison to Leanne’s.

[Elizabeth Gemma @_Lizzybit_]

Helena reminds me of Sid's girlfriend #LoveIsland

[Elizabeth Gemma @_Lizzybit_]

@megan_headrick @Gwyn_Sweatman

[Elizabeth Gemma @_Lizzybit_]

So decided to upload a matric dance selfie, while I meant to be studying #matricdance #selfies #finals #thisisbad :P

[Elizabeth Gemma @_Lizzybit_]

"@_w1mp: True http://t.co/OgUpM2iW3u" this was my cover photo on Facebook at one point! #facebook 😊

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

To my friends who like all my Instagram pics even when they're bad: I hope you have a bountiful harvest and a blesséd firstborn.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

If you ever need someone to talk to, I just want you to know that you can call me. I won't answer, but you can call.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Christiano Ronaldo is by far the most attractive member of Jersey Shore.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Love when a date comes back to my place where I've "accidentally" left out my Karate trophies & they're so speechless we never talk again.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Text like nobody's screenshotting.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Two worst things you can do to someone:
#2) murder them
#1) watch a show you're supposed to watch together without them

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Looking for a roommate to split rent. Ideally someone who's not home much. Or at all. Or lives somewhere else & just gives me $1,000/month.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Sick and tired of not being carried everywhere by 4 very strong men each holding up a corner of my bed with one hand.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

You don't need to be dating someone to be happy. Just bae yourself.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

When I sleep less than 8 hours I'm exhausted and want to die, but when I sleep more than 8 hours I'm exhausted and want to die.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

If I don't know how to respond to a text, I like to put my phone down, think for a sec, then eventually forget to reply & ruin a friendship.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

When someone says, "This is the worst day of my life," it's like, come on, be optimistic. You're gonna have SO many worse days.