Lucy

she/her

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

I like the fact that the Fallout show has several scenes of someone in power armor being attacked by a monster and running away going "ahh fuck fuck shit fuck"

Because a lot of Fallout is running away from something while in power armor while going "ahh fuck fuck shit fuck"

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

I can explain

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Playing House Flipper while I’ve been ill has had dire consequences. Trying to sleep at night and I’ve just been having a fever dream on repeat that I’m building a partition wall in the middle of my bedroom.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Very fun that the first time I’ll meet Tom’s work friends will be our Halloween party so they’ll be meeting me as a suave pig man.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

I don’t know why I’m shocked every single time I ask a question and get a normal and reasonable response and nobody tries to murder me.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Get yourself a man who brags about your fish identification skills to strangers on the internet

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Such a treat convincing my friend that bats lay eggs while there is a bat actively invading his home

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Up at 1:53am feeling mad about exaggerated sneezes. I know you people doing overly loud sneezes or those squeaky little sneezes are doing it on purpose. Just sneeze normally thank u. Stop lying to me with your sneezes.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Nothing worse than saying a word as a joke and it sticking. I really can’t have ‘yummers’ as part of my vocabulary.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Listen I can’t actually do seasonal depression in August. GET IT SORTED, WEATHER.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

@imherePaulSimon I have been framed!!!

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Finding my old phone from 6/7 years ago has actually made me spiral a bit because WHOM is that person? Who the hell was that absolute menace because it wasn’t me.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

If anyone was around me for any amount of time around about then I am probably sorry

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Thank god I work from home because why would my brain decide to think of Grave of The Fireflies out of no where.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Will I ever stop thinking about the Barbie movie

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

My brain really is just doing whatever it wants today. Really want to just slap it about a little bit. BE SILENT YOU IMBECILE.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Actually very unreasonable of my neighbour to be making noises outside when I’m finished hearing noises for the day.

[Lucy @_LoocyLoo]

Why is my work asking us to send them our most frequently used emojis like it’s some kind of fun game? One of mine is 😜 for some reason. Not about to expose myself as an absolute deviant.

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

some of my best friends are women in unstable places from my wild recent past