Cisco

My name is Cisco and I like to party.

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

My favorite fighter just lost, the dagestan fans won, the entire division is ruined and I lost out on 500 dollars

[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

There’s no meaning to life

[Cisco @_LovinSluts]

With the DMs to DC and Trump being in France right now congratulating the French President. I’m saying that Gane and Gaethje had lighter/thinner gloves.

[Ace 🃏 @unceasingwar]

The CIA drugged ilia btw.

Cashed the bet but that was the weirdest fight ever. Very very strange.

Ilia’s close range and his weird mannerisms (leaning back, no head movement, not throwing any volume)

Beautiful propaganda job by the cabal but holy fuck that was one of the weirdest fights I’ve ever seen.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:

[Tate_Brothers @Tate_Brothers_]

😳👀Andrew Tate is talking about Brad Pitt's daughter.

"Don't take offense, Brad, because we're both at the same level of fame."

"The kids are really out of control, their way of speaking and manners are NON-EXISTENT... I'm 39 years old and even I show respect when speaking to my elders."

[Jay’V @JayVTheGreat]

Never forget! A 15-year-old Black kid—Jaden Pierre—was fatally shot in broad daylight at a Queens park after a fight escalated.
There was no uproar from the “Black community.”
However, the “Black community” is ready to burn Texas down over a *rightfully guilty verdict of Karmelo Anthony murdering a White kid at a track meet.
The “Black community” is its own worst enemy. 🙏🏽

[Cisco @_LovinSluts]

Buddie had that boy next to the trash can crying 🤣

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Matan had Adrien Broner & DeenTheGreat CRASHING OUT and ready to THROW HANDS after repeatedly rage-baiting them with jokes about Broner’s weight, asking if he had a boyfriend, and even placing Deen next to a trash can 😭💀👀

“B*tch a** n*gga, I’m about to smack the sh*t out you for real”

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

How women look at you when you tell them you support ICE deporting rapists

[Cisco @_LovinSluts]

This is sad buddies own mom knows that he’ll get slept. She knows that Topuria is on the way.

[The Fight Fanatic @FightFanatic_]

Islam Makhachev says his mother keeps bringing up Khabib when talking about retirement 😅

"My mom tells me, 'Khabib listened to his mother, but you don't want to listen.' Recently she said, 'I want to meet Khabib. We need to talk.'

I asked her, 'What do you need to talk to him about?' She replied, 'We just need to talk.'

I still haven't arranged that meeting, but if my mother really insists one day, I'll have to bring them together..." 😅😂

[Galumphs @TheGalumphs]

This tweet was like 9/11 for women

[ironwillforge4 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️ @ironwillforge4]

Saw the movie Obsession last night.

Holy shit, was I impressed by that movie. Already one of the best movies of the year and I'm willing to bet the best horror of the year.

Best horror movie I've seen in a decade, everyone in my theater was screaming and gasping at it from all the sudden details that just hit hard with no warning, legitimately scary details. And all these new actors were great, especially Inde Navarrette.

And what the fuck was the customer service line? Who the hell was that guy supposed to be? Biggest question of the movie to me.

Totally recommend.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[Cisco @_LovinSluts]

😭😭

[𝕏erias @xerias_x]

Spider Man, but instead of Tobey Maguire, it’s Elliot Page.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

some guys are afraid to moan but i be in my girl’s ear like

[𝐾𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑢 𝐷𝑎𝑑𝑎 😼 @kalludada47642]

This iconic shi lives rent free in my head 😭🥀

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

The hottest thing a woman can do is make potatoes while completely naked

[Turnout @TurnoutMMA]

This is so funny and legitimately what would probably happen if he fought both at the same time 😆