JT Hämm

You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

@LoveIndia163 yea bc she’s like 60% silicone so no shit

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@Apple hey what did you do to my contact list with this update.?? i don’t have any contact names ! FIX IT

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

still have yet to hear anyone in real life request a beyoncé country song 👀 💩

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

@RadioGenoa dont play around more like don’t know wtf is going on

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BEYONCÉ YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC IS FUCKING TRASH GIVE THE AWARD BACK

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

@DoorDash_Help no no it wasn’t missing from my order. i literally only ordered 8oz of mozzarella cheese from the grocery store and they stole it 😂

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

some bum ass bitch from @DoorDash stole my mozzarella cheese yo. cant even order 8oz of cheese without them taking it and denying you a refund shit is wild 🖕🏾

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

free tayk yo

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

@RocketLeague WHY TF AM I GETTING BANNED FOR LOSING CONNECTION

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

how does traffic even happen? just fuckin drive

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

Dear @Apple , Stop changing my mf brightness

[chuuch @ch000ch]

has a slope ever been more slippery

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

@Apple Why the fuck does my alarm for snooze for 47 minutes

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@AshBTheDon good pussy smells like the heat coming out the back of a ps4

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

if i were the devil, the first thing that i’d do, is come off like i ever gave a damn about you

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

rip Dolph

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

@RogueCompany why can i not buy rogue bucks. click unlock and nothing happens

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@Glintofsilver_ wait why did she vacuum up the egg lmao 🤣

[JT Hämm @_LowkeySuave]

Damn you look good