Luigi

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bowser was blown up by his own bomb; dramatic irony sigh

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Mario is fighting bowser now, pointless because he always has to fight him like three times anyway

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Mario: ‘Are you holding out on-a me luigi?’ Me: ‘fk off mario’ Mario: ‘I’m-a sorry, I need-a the stars so i can-’ Me: ‘fight bowser i know'

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Mario is all up in my grill about getting stars so he can fight bowser

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I’d lol at all this but its too sad

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guess who was right; haunted house lvl

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Mario excited about unlocking the next area, I think it will be almost the same but with a gimmicky theme copied over the top

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unlocked chainchomp, got star, back out of lvl

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koopa troopas are just wandering around like retard zombies wtf is the deal in this fkn kingdom seriously

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looking for a key to unlock chainchomp (who is a psycho)

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twitter things my picture is ‘very nice’; feel like a sell-out

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toads looking depressed, shaking heads and saying ‘wooooaaaaah’: this makes me smile

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feeling very ‘here we go again’

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Mario dragging me into first lvl /sigh

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Peach kidnapped, Mario wants to save her blah blah blah he wants to score

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guess I won’t be seeing any of that cake then /sigh

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oh wtf bowser just showed up in an airship

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Mario wants her so bad its obvious yuck such a bimbo

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Peach is prancing about with Mario talking about starshine or some balls

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Toads: ‘Luigi, have you come to see the princess?’ Me: ‘fk off toad’ Toads: ‘Yaaaaaay’