Luke

Ex-primary school teacher. Chichester graduate. Arundel FC. Ex-Westside FC 1st team coach and captain. Dad of two.

[Luke @_LukeBlake]

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[Luke @_LukeBlake]

Reed or Wilson for me

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It all worked out.

[lélé ❤️💙 @Julien_27LS]

JAKDKZKSKKAKSKZKD C’EST LE BUT DU SIÈCLE 😂😂 https://t.co/HR1PH820Zj

[Andrew Blake @andrew_blake18]

Wouldn’t be a an Arsenal game without a Gabriel Jesus BCM

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Net migration to the UK fell to 171,000 from 331,000 in the year to December 2025 - the lowest point since 2012

[🇬🇭🇬🇭 @Playboi_Gandhi]

I saw Bayern 10-2 twice
I saw us bottle the league to Leicester
I saw the Monaco 2nd leg
I saw Baku
I saw the Atletico UEL semifinal
I saw us concede 33 shots to Watford
I saw Newcastle 21/22
I saw 8-2
I saw it all

[Luke @_LukeBlake]

@LeadingWLegacy Boo hoo

[PvS @PatrickBVS]

They put the West Ham VAR call in the season montage. That’s what I’m fucking talking about

[nas @nas_nelli]

The verbal saka’s been giving loool. He held his tongue for YEARSSSS. Give this guy the mic at the parade

[Luke @_LukeBlake]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

The Arsenal squad arriving at the Emirates Stadium early this morning 😅 ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bukayo. Big Gabi. Champions.

[2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS @TheEthioGunner]

Do kickups now you fat cunt

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

[Financial Times @FT]

FT Exclusive: Nigel Farage’s claim that he paid for a £1.4mn house with his fee from a reality TV show has been challenged by corporate accounts that appear to show that the income remained on his company’s balance sheet after the property purchase. https://t.co/8avOxCjo9I

[Luke @_LukeBlake]

@axhleighlouise Scary how many people are using it blindly. Why I made the move to Claude

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.