On my recent annual review at work I was praised for always keeping a cool head, delegating tasks effectively and not micro-managing. The truth is it's because I'm lazy and I don't give a flying fuck about the work or anyone there.
On a cruiseship my Mrs and I had a week long farting competition. We were walking up stairs, she was behind me, I looked to make sure coast was clear I said "hold this" & lifted a leg & blew off really loudly in her face. Sadly it wasn't my wife but a lady who had overtaken her.
My social media is FULL of women recording themselves practically naked through no fault of my own. Not because I'm actively looking for it, but because I can't stop myself reading the cringe comments from middle aged men complimenting them
Sitting an exam for the first time in a long time, I haven't finished studying the course content yet.
What is the fucking point of closed book exams? I have never been asked a question in employment, where I couldn't answer, "I'll look into that and get back to you."