I GENUINELY hate this one guy for always trying to side with me whenever I KNOW I did shitty things, he always tries to see both sides and justify some of the things I did like stop?? I feel like I'm deceiving him in some way because of how nice he is and I hate it so much man
Married women:
When her husband moves close to her at night) please stop, I'm not in the mood. Is it every time you're horny? Is sex food? Why are you always horny?
(Tomorrow)
Same woman: (to her friends) Can you believe he was cheating on me with that lady? That thin lady I told you all about. What does she have that I don't have? (But she won't tell them she allows her husband hit only once in two weeks)
Her Friends: Men are scum! You should divorce him. You deserve a man who treats you better.
(Marriage is dissolved)
Postscript: Women don't realise their actions have consequences.
When you fail to feed your man, don't complain when he eats elsewhere, because he won't starve.
He who comes to equity must come with clean hands.