Alex Melbye

Watch out for deer and tell your folks I say hi.

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

“They’ll look up and shout, ‘Save us!’… and I’ll look down and whisper, ‘No.’”

[Netflix @netflix]

When Instagram & Facebook are down.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Instagram and Facebook users trying to navigate Twitter

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

Shauna and I made it to our mini moon get away, late last night! This was waiting here for us! #Champagne #BoulderJunction #Wisconsin #newlyweds

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

Testing... 123.. is this thing on? I am trying to wake up the Vikings, with no luck so far. #govikings #skol #comebackkids

[pimp Tiger Woods @tigerpimpwoods]

Smiling because there’s an 18 oz ribeye, two soccer moms and a doob waiting at the hotel. Green jacket #5 on the fucking way #GOATSZN

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

Just thinking about my future home living room or man cave... 😍

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

I walked 20,000 steps today and got the High Tops badge with Fitbit! https://t.co/rTKLGTgw5d #Fitstats

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

@DairyQueen coming through with the best birthday ice cream cake ever! #happyduckingbirthday

[pimp Tiger Woods @tigerpimpwoods]

Tried to card a 69 today for shits & gigs but just too pure. Tell the curly headed fuck McIlroy the goat is back, putter hot, & arms juiced

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Duke University is developing a two-armed robotic nursing assistant to work in areas that are dangerous for health care personnel.

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

Just finished week 7 day 1 of #C25K with @c25kfree! @zenlabsfitness! #everymomentcounts #run #running #health #fitness

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

We were hittin' em in Denver, CO last night #nightgolf #drinks #games #centennialcolorado @Topgolf @JODYHiGHROLLER

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

Just finished week 4 day 2 of #C25K with @c25kfree! @zenlabsfitness! #everymomentcounts #run #running #health #fitness

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

Did anyone else notice the haze/smoke from Canada's fire last night? #canadafire

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, *the year is 2035 and Brent burns is still trying to win the cup with San Jose*

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

Just saw there will be a remake of Stephen King's 'IT' #horrormovies

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

Woke up today, made myself a big glass of chocolate milk. Then got to work and had a double chocolate muffin. #ChocolateAndMe #Christmas

[Alex Melbye @_MELBYE_]

What are you most excited for on Thanksgiving?