Morgan Miles

I like poop. and Skyrim. Yup.

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Are you serious about weight loss? Read this article ASAP! http://t.co/OvtyFYQtWs

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@cthagod Hatin on Channing Tatum!!! Do I sense some jealousy? Nah. There's nothing to be jealous of if you're Charlamagne!

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Is it sad that I worry more about my application for the ESO beta testing than I do job applications? #ElderScrolls

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@MMARoasted is the best thing on twitter. It makes every fight funny. #UFC157

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Lol. Corn nuts. #MoodKiller #UFC157

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Pretty much the weirdest submission ever. But hey, a win is a win right? Awesome! @170kenny #UFC157

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Court McGee is on every "Do Not Fly" list. #UFC157

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Kos said he couldn't defend himself because he was blinded by his leaking hair dye. #UFC157

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@RondaRousey vs. LizCarmouche @IAmGirlrilla RR's got some vicious arm bars! Expecting a good fight from both corners! #GirlPower #UFC157

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C'mon Lawler! You got it! @Ruthless_rl

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UFC fight night! @menaceburmudez gooood fight! Main event tonight is 2 women! #GirlPower @barragan281

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I could read @TuckerMax 's books 20 billion times and still laugh my butt off.

[Advice Mallard @AdviceMallards]

Depressed? Do something really nice for someone else.

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Save an old parking ticket in your car. Next time you park illegally, put the old ticket under your wiper.

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@TallCanadian_ You don't eat your friends?

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Talkin with Sam <3 @BestFriedDinnerDates

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I've been exhausted all day, and now that it's time for bed, I'm not tired. Gah. #CantSleep

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Congrats Daniel on getting 3rd place and advancing to state!! @barragan281 #KickAshCooks

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I MADE STATE IN BAKING SKILLS USA!! Whoop! I get a letterman!!!:D @barragan281 #Skillz