Baeoncé 🦋

Child of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos l Instagram: @_morgasmic | cashapp $morgsmons

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

I'm just here to laugh and complain, carry on 🙃

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

@ShabbyDoose 😂😂😂

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

Asked someone where they got their heels from and she said ferragamo

[ɴᴀᴅɪ 𖤐. @luvblessingz]

Yes until I get overstimulated

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

I’m sorry, but I HATE when people respond to texts with voice notes… if I wanted to talk or be talked to, I would call….

Whole point of texting is to be succinct and that you can do it while you’re doing other shit 😒

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

I’m bout to get skinny on yall hoes. I already don’t know how to act, so brace yourselves

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

This happened to me when I got my hair braided. For no apparent reason I decided to pay my rent as soon as I sat down, so reached my Zelle limit, then cash app kept saying pending and not going through. She thought I was tryna rob her 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[speedy @SpeedyMorman]

im humiliated. most embarrasing moment of my life

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

I’m switching my whole style up… tryna be a classy hoe now

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

I want a third cat so badly but I feel like that’s venturing into crazy cat lady territory

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I swear time be moving slower on planes

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

I’m just pissed they kept stopping her!

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

if I was Egyptian royalty, she would've been my royal dancer and I would've showered her with anything and everything she could've dreamed of 😭

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

My mom woke me up at 8am to tell me she made a brunch res at 11…. Why did I need to know that at 8 am?!

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

Well that’s fucking terrifying

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

I been in my summertime sadness era for the last week or so, and i keep forgetting to eat and my therapist literally just sent food to my house… brb crying actual tears

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

@theegeeproject I thought you meant PLAYING tennis 😂

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

What is the actual context for this video? Lmfao what????

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Mary J Blige to Keke Palmer

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

It’s impossible to be in a bad mood when new Kaytra just dropped ✨

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

@theegeeproject Deep 😂

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

WHERE ARE THE REPUBLICANS?! y’all are supposed to favor small federal governments without local intervention. wtf y’all doin? Go protest or something nigga damn

[Karl Mehta @karlmehta]

President Trump just hosted a press briefing at the White House.

One by one, Trump, Bondi, & Hegseth delivered major announcements and clues on what's coming next—directly to the American people.

Here’s everything you should know (no joke, it gets crazier the further you read):

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

I just got some brand new AirPods max of fb marketplace for $90, and I’m just pissed that I bought $700 headphones earlier this year thinking they would be better than this 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Baeoncé 🦋 @_MORGasmic]

This lady just slipped in the bar and her shoe FLEW across the room