Murder on Zidanes Floor FC

Official Account of Murder On Zidanes Floor FC. Fat, alcoholic pigs who like to kick a ball about and get hammered every Monday. @DossersFc for MOZxDossers.

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

Lads go into the final game of the season 2 points off the leaders. If Netsix fail to win and we win, you could be looking at @powerplayleague Grimsby’s Monday Night Champions. Come on you Mighty Fucking Ducks.

#UPTHEFUCKINGMOZ

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

FT: #MOZFFC 4 - 2 Fritzl Palace

Far from a great performance, but the lads got the job done even with @DeclanHolt16 missing 10 clear cut chances, got to be the cockiest but shittest baller about.

@tomjamo5 ⚽️⚽️
@samdean2020 ⚽️⚽️

MOTM goes to @geeorgeharrison which says it all.

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

Netsix’s nightmares tonight:

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

Tough to give a MOTM tonight but it has to go to @tomjamo5 for ruffling Netshit’s feathers.

Goals:
@tomjamo5 ⚽️⚽️
@TaylorDean2000 ⚽️
@alfie_usher4 ⚽️⚽️⚽️

@TaylorDean2000 wins the Baddest Motherfucker Belt, that boy must have some demons.

#bigthingscomeinsmallpackages

(3/3)

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

Game ended with a royal rumble style brawl started by some @tomjamo5 shithousery and Grimsby’s very own Hasbulla @TaylorDean2000 losing his head after one of Netsix’s whoppers started on Jamo. #squareup #bumdossers

(2/3)

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

FT: MOZFFC 6 - 1 Netsix & Chill

Ohhh the irony. We netted SIX past the table toppers and #OfficialCryBabies. A top quality shift from start to finish, the lads looking like a Pep Guardiola Barca side. Title race is well and truly on. #Net1andlose #ALLFUCKINMOZ

(1/3)

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

@tylersm18061442 @TaylorDean2000 @geeorgeharrison Monday Night Maguire.

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

LINEUP:

Months of ‘bulking’ means @DeclanHolt16 is ready to be a wall at the back for us tonight with @tylersm18061442 , just have your daily chippy after the game for us please mate.

@alfie_usher4 is IN to provide some much needed legs to the side alongside @tomjamo5

(1/2)

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

You’re not you when you’re hungry. #snickers

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

HUGE game tonight.
1st v 2nd.
Title decider.
#MOZFFC v Netsix and Chill.
8:20pm.
Stay tuned.

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

Not been active for a while, and the boys have been quietly putting a shift in behind the scenes👀👀👀

[Friday Night Dossers Fc @DossersFc]

Back to Dosser ways on Thursday Nights, Dossers make it 6 on the trot with a 5-0 win.

Goals from
@tomjamo5 x2
@TaylorDean2000 x2
Gaffer x1

MOTM @DeclanHolt16 absolute steamroller in the middle of the park.

#BACKTODOSSERWAYS

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

Goal Scorers:

@Harrison_szep ⚽️⚽️⚽️
@TaylorDean2000 ⚽️⚽️
@tomjamo5 ⚽️
@DeclanHolt16 ⚽️

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

FT: #MOZFFC 7 - 3 The Mighty Ducks

Huge win for the boys tonight against tough opposition.

Post match interview with hat-trick hero @Harrison_szep : ‘that was a gnarly game my dudes, so freakin’ stoked to score a hat-trick on my debut against some cock suckin’ motherfuckers’.

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

THIS IS HOW WE LINED UP TONIGHT AGAINST THE MIGHTY DUCKS:

A debut for our very own Christian Pulisic @Harrison_szep .

@tylersm18061442 is welcomed back into the starting 6 with the gaffer @geeorgeharrison missing.

#upthefuckingMOZ

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

FT: #MOZFFC 1 - 0 On The Ropes FC

Opposition didn’t turn up today, left the lads freezing their tits off waiting around in the Baltic weather. Best believe they’ll get a good hiding when we meet. Silver lining as meant the boys could get to the pub earlier.

#upthetoffees #MOZ

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

LINEUP FOR TONIGHTS MATCH AGAINST ON THE ROPES FC:

No subs tonight. Typical. Gets a bit cold and all of a sudden everyone’s injured. Lads looking forward to the pub, gonna need a pint after this one. @Josh97Cook makes a long-awaited return to Monday nights this time for MOZ.

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

Is that @Benmcdougall1C on Thursday night?

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

🗣 "It is called putting your body on the line!"

Steve Cook - take a bow! 👏

Magnificent defending from the Bournemouth skipper!

[Murder on Zidanes Floor FC @_MOZFFC]

Can already see @tomjamo5 @DeclanHolt16 and @tylersm18061442 bashing one out over these. Maybe some incentive for one of them to put a good performance in? #EndOfSeasonAwards

[Manny @Manny_Official]

Good morning! What a win yesterday! Haven’t got round to doing this till now but 3 signed shirts up for grabs! Courtesy of @nikefootball Signed by Hendo, VVD and Robertson! RT and follow me to enter! Winners will be picked at random in a few days! Good luck👊🏾💯