Ryan Parks

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

"She could suck the bed sheets right up your butthole bud"

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

"You're fuckin right it's fuckin a right"

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

On the bright side there might be an Oilers fan that thinks they're getting Oliver Ekman-Larsson in that trade.

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

They'll be two hits, me hittin you and kid rocks Bawitdaba playin in the background.

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

Holly holmly #UFC196

[MLB @MLB]

Mic drop. #OwnOctober

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

Jarret Stoll. Gun.

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

I pee in the shower.

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

I'm gonna make sleeping in my fuckin bitch tomorrow.

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

So I heard when you turn 22 your dicks suppose to grow? Asking for a friend.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

girls can love ryan gosling all they want, but don't forget that he was an absolute liability at cornerback in remember the titans.

[Christian Miller @Miller__19]

Good day to say thanks Edna for the jersey sponsor. #BellLetsTalk

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

R.I.P hants county pub. Gone but never forgotten.

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

who wants to pitch me my iphone?

[Ryan Parks @_MR_PARKS]

Didn't know the fuckin Stanley cup finals are on tonight.