MUFC Holborn

Manchester United. Conservative Party member. I write the satirical account @LFC__Fan

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@FattusAntus @mancunia7 This isn't a 'parody' account. @LFC___Fan is my parody account. I'm confused.

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@FattusAntus @mancunia7 It's brilliant, isn't it! A man KILLING himself by electricity! XD Brilliant.

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@mancunia7 Yes, a man KILLING himself! That's AWESOME! The one thing that could have improved it is if he were an LFC fan. :/

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Getting a lot of shit from people who say I'm arrogant. I SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED. Only non mid-table side in the UK. #NotMyFault #UNITED

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Basically, I look at the Premier League and the FA Cup as training matches for our Champions League games.

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Well done, Wigan. You just won the chance to get beaten by us. Yawn. #AbolishTheFACup #WasteOfTime #WereGoingToWinAGAIN

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What do you GET out of supporting a team like Wigan? I live in Croydon, but I still support a team that actually WINS things.

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Have Everton ever won anything? I mean, really? Not that I can remember.

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Wigan vs Everton in the FA Cup: just another battle of two no-history teams to see which get'll beaten by us.

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The FA Cup... that's just a procession of mid-table no-history shit queuing up to get beaten by us. :/ Waste of time and money.

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If it were up to me, we'd just fucking abolish everything outside the Premier League. Cut the PL in half. And the fucking FA Cup.

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Seriously. You've got the choice of following any team... and you choose to follow WEST HAM? Why? Never understood that.

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I don't understand what's IN it for fans of no-history teams like Wigan and West Ham and Blackburn. Why not follow a big team?

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@AreetDafty #AskAnMUFCfan You are all completely fucking obsessed with Liverpool. Is this because you are fourteen?

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@Mufcmossy #AskAnMUFCfan You are all completely fucking obsessed with Liverpool. Is this because you are fourteen?

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#askdowning

Do you not get sick of all the Gipsy's, Tramps and Thieves when your at work?

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@simonsmithers #AskAnMUFCfan You are all completely fucking obsessed with Liverpool. Is this because you are fourteen?

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@Ryan90MUFC @Nafferz94 #AskAnMUFCfan You are all completely fucking obsessed with Liverpool. Is this because you are fourteen?

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@BleaseyMCRred #AskAnMUFCfan You are all completely fucking obsessed with Liverpool. Is this because you are fourteen?

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@ThatBoyGiggsy #AskAnMUFCfan You are all completely fucking obsessed with Liverpool. Is this because you are fourteen?