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[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[‘Yemi @sen_dejavu]

This Monzo daily savings challenge is getting too serious.

Nigga chill, I will pay. I just don’t have it now.

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

oh, it’s even plastic

[Nono @Only1Andrew_]

This is more wakandan than yoruba I'm sorry

[jack @jackhw_]

british people at the end of their texts

[craxkkheadd⚤ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡ @Nates_interlude]

Maybe Nigeria was the friends we made along the way....

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

@davido Even real life Jonasis are shocked😂
He really is extreme

[ꨄ︎ Dr. Princess ꨄ︎ @PinKIYSensei]

Pls go look at the “man” that sparked this convo.

[goma @soigomaa]

I think of these women every day and feel guilty.
If not for geographical luck this could be me. I don't know how to help

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[Piibou @Piiibouu]

Le salaire de Juin est déjà fini. On est le 25 mai

[Joo @JoosyJew]

I thought for a moment this said “Three boys avoid jail after rape of two teenage girls.”

[Jollof Papi 🇬🇭 @OfficialEnam]

Oi them Islington kebab shops are going to make £1M tonight 😭😂😂

[kat @yslnadi]

when a guy who has never asked me a single question about myself tells me that he’s in love with me

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[prisca🇨🇩 @fellixxena]

flossing your teeth is something you have to do. I wish people would stop treating it like it’s optional because we can tell when you don’t🙏🏾

[sandra @its_sandrra]

first time I heard this song I genuinely couldn’t believe my ears

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

This new Michael movie doesn't even acknowledge the fact that he k!lled his 17 year old sister when he was 6 or when he broke out of a mental institution 15 years later to go on a k!lling spree every Halloween. I'm so disappointed 😞

[MJs Nose Job @ewwww2345]

No-one should try to kill me or even fight me over man. If we're dealing with the same man just let me know and I'll release him to you. No man is worth even a scratch on my face